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Oh tumblr. You are my therapy.

Blue-eyed person: I love my eyes, I'd never get colored contacts.
Green-eyed person: Yeah, I guess I like my eyes.
Hazel-eyed person: Ugh, I wish my eyes were green or blue
Brown-eyed person: My mom said that my eyes are brown cause I'm so full of shit.

damn tumblr, you are the one and only perfect distraction from this essay.